"Green," he muttered, running his fingers through his hair, "green is a good color." Looking up from his grungy sink, his own dark eyes peer back at him from a broken mirror. Called to the window by police sirens, his shoes scuffing the mildew-stained tiles as he approaches. A petty thief, caught and stuffed into a police car, swearing and shouting the entire time.
“Tsk tsk,” he clucked while scratching his chin, “ pathetic criminals these days. You know, Gotham, you deserve better class of criminal. Batman,” laughing slightly, “deserves a better villain, a challenge, someone to make him break his rules. He needs… a me!” Cackling he rushes back to his shattered mirror, “I need a face! A new face… a good face. The hair isn’t enough. No no no.” Rummaging through a cabinet missing its door he finds what he was searching for, a make up kit.
“Thanks mum,” he mutters under his breath, “now, where was I...”
“White, yes, white," he said, opening the mussed make up kit, "to cover this ridiculous face” Looking up momentarily, “I guess I should thank you both for that too, huh.”
Dabbing his finger into the kit and scraping a clump of white, he raised the pigment to his face, "goodbye you," he whispered to the man in the mirror, and smeared a gash of white across his forehead. Whistling a tune, his face takes shape. Closing his eyes to apply black around them, he opens his eyes to a new, complete, face.
“Well hello, gorgeous, what’s your name?” bursting into laughter, the face in the mirror replies, “Joker.”
"Blue," he grinned, reaching for a pair of colored contacts "I need..." pausing.
"No," he interrupted, "Keep the eyes. The eyes are fine"
“A wardrobe! I need a suit!” still laughing he wanders to a small closet, "Purple?" he asked, holding the only suit in the closet. “You know, dad, we were going to bury you in this suit.” Brushing some dust away, "and being that you’re not using the suit… I think I will.”
“Alright!” he exclaimed, clapping his hands, “time for the finishing touch.” Running back to the bathroom, he plucks a shard of glass from the mirror.
“Red," he said, licking his lips and sliding the shard into his mouth, "I need some red."